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[Throwaway account because I follow my GF on here and it's obviously a touchy subject]
TL;DR: Tried to cook lobster in microwave, lobster exploded, girlfriend left crying and my friend is now pissed off at me, and I think that's kind of unfair.
I was trying to make a kind of romantic holiday dinner for me and my girlfriend, so I decided to cook a lobster. I'm 26, and growing up my family never cooked lobsters, as they were too expensive. I have had them in restaurants before but this was my first time cooking one myself.
I bought a couple really schway, live lobsters, and I kept them in buckets with water until I was ready to cook them. I was planning on researching cooking methods, but some stuff came up with work and I kind of forgot about the lobster. My GF was coming over soon, so I just decided to microwave them, one at a time, and put butter and lemon on them later and serve on some rolls. That just seemed like the easiest way, and I thought the lobster would be knocked out and killed pretty quickly in the microwave.
My GF came over as I was putting the first lobster in the microwave. I just put it on a plate and stuck it in for a couple minuted. It didn't go well - the lobster made a whistling noise, then a few bumping noises, then it exploded in my microwave. It was disgusting, and my girlfriend got really upset. She left my apartment crying after she called me a bunch of names and swear words. She said that I "tortured him," but he was a lobster, not a person, and I was just trying to make a schway dinner. I texted my best friend about it after and he asked what was wrong with me, even though I had no idea you couldn't microwave it.
Right now I'm sitting in my kitchen, my microwave is probably destroyed, and I have another lobster sitting in a bucket. Everyone is pissed off at me, but I don't think I did anything wrong. I don't know why they expect me to be some sort of pro seafood chef. My GF won't respond to my messages, either. It was totally unintentional and I think they're being very rude and unfair. AITA?
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t. karachanidbut seriously, aside from the animal cruelty, do you anglos really cook foods in the microwave?
>>163>do you anglos really cook foods in the microwave?
Gather close, we must speak quietly. What I have to say may shock you. I have cooked potatoes in the microwave.
>What is Operation Pridefall?
It's quite simple. every June, hundreds of massive corporations band together to smother social media with posts in favor of "Pride Month", a code word for the degeneracy that is LGBT activism. Many of these accounts are rather small and get very little engagement, yet they continue to post without backlash.
Beginning on JUNE 1ST, The goal of Operation Pridefall is get on discord, twitch, etc. and drop a soykafon of disturbing redpills on homosexuality on the comments/channels of the lesser known pages.
The bigger pages are ok targets, but posts tend to get unnoticed in the sea of other comments. Commenting on smaller pages (~100 likes or so) means anyone who views it will see the posts, and companies will reconsider their posts afterwards
>How do I do this?
1. Get a soykafy free vpn: There are a million addons on google chrome/firefox that give out a free vpn, pick one.
2. Get an email: https://temp-mail.org/en/
3. Sign up for twitch using steps 1 and 2 to verify.
4. Go on any game category and look under a LGBT tag, sort it from the lowest viewers to the highest, so you can get more attention
4. Post away!
(Please note that you might get shadow derezzed on twitch, often this causes only you to see what you commented, the way to fix this is to re-register using a vpn which will work 99.9% of the time, if it doesnt work try cleaning your cache and cookies too.)
There many different companies to target each year, we will use these threads to coordinate and post salt afterwards.
See below for a folder of all my memes saved so far + the ghostbin
>Have we ever done this
Exactly 1 Year ago the Operation Thread was made (5/10/2020). However The Operation failed miserably we can do much better this year.
>Any specific guides?
Keep it normie palatable/friendly. This means no Nazi/Hitler soykaf, the goal is to make them question whether what they are supporting is really the right thing. Just like IOTBW, THERE IS NO PHASE 2!!!
>HURR YOU TRIED THIS LAST YEAR AND IT FAILED
Shut the drokk up you double chummer of the African persuasion it got the shazbots and trannies scared soykafless so we are doing it
>Resources>Meme Dumphttps://mega.nz/folder/Oq4nlAbS#hZGqGL-UOwqT1k3Dfbg2Dg>Statistics https://archive.is/2X7xA
Good luck anons, and good hunting.
>>211>Shut the drokk up you double chummer of the African persuasion it got the shazbots and trannies scared onionskafless so we are doing it
Lmao, the stars really aligned for the wordfilters on that line
I did end up getting rid of the wordfilters again, though. It was a fun little larp, but the novelty has worn off and now it's just mildly obnoxious.Maybe it's been like that for everyone else besides me from the beginning kek